Knock Knock —Whos’s There — Your Party! Don’t you remember us? —-OH! YOU! I’m so sorry. I forgot about you people. So sorry, come in, come in, let me pour you some poison. Ooops, silly me, I mean tea. [gaggle gaggle]
Here have a seat people. Now….what can I do for you? Make it quick please.
Well, Hills, we are confused.
Really? Why ? Bill and I are your Peeps! Relax., I got it handled. I’m gonna win.
Well, we don’t think so Hills. That’s why we’re here.
We have some bad news.
Bad news? Is this going to take long?
Well, no, actually, we have some very bad news.
Oh for craps sake! Spit it out already!
Bring it down a notch Hills.
YOU BRING IT DOWN DAMMIT !
Hills – you have lost your freaking mind.
[choke-spurt-gag] EXCUUUUUSE ME ????
Well, see Hills, you forgot who we are. We are the Democratic Party. Remember us? We want peace. We want compassion. We want truth and sunlight and honesty. We want fair play. We want good jobs and equal educaton for all. We want health care we can afford without being mandated to pay for it to your rich friends. We don’t want to be told that we MUST vaccinate our children. We think that’s evil. And, we don’t like Blackwater. Lastly, we don’t want bases in Iraq. We don’t think it’s a good idea to steal their oil. And, we would like a new 911 investigation Hills, especially since you were there when all this happened. We have more questions, but we can see you are not feeling well.
THAT’S ENOUGH !!!!
Well, one more thing please….
I’VE HEARD ENOUGH.
Bill needs to calm down out there on the campaign trail Hills. It’s embarrassing us. We would like the two of you to just nevermind. We brought you two some cookies to thank you for the – uh – memories.
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
Well, we voted for your husband. Twice. We were going to vote for you. Then we saw that you have changed. Was that a pill – or a lifelong deception, awaiting just this moment -or was that the Rulers O The World who have laid the law down to you? Are you ISIS ? A Witch? Or just going through menopause? We do like Chelsea though.
LEAVE MY HOME THIS SECOND !!!
Oh, we will. We just felt we owed it to you to say goodbye.
WELL DON’T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU IN THE ASS ON THE WAY OUT.
Poor Dear. Girls, did you have any idea she was really like that?
[ in concert] Oh Yeah.
Well, I do kind of feel sorry for her.
Yeah, me too. She’s got great hair though.
[fade to black – literally]