Good evening fellow humans. This is your final wake up call. The 2008 candidates have been chosen for you. RED, BLACK AND BLUE. Red for Blood. Black for Water and Blue for the suffocation of your Democracy. Please pull your tray tables up and return your seat backs to their upright position. The movie this eve-ning is called THE LESSER OF ALL EVIL. Starring Barak (Arab 11) Obama, Clinton (cross gender mutation), and McCain (the bought and sold). Romney was the Star, but his mission broke down on the layover. He will continue behind the scenes. Trust us.
As a small token of our appreciation, for sleeping in during the fixed primary season, we’d like to give you some advice. Tuck your head between your legs and kiss your liberty goodbye. Pay no mind to that private mercenary soldier behind you, with the high tech machine gun pointed at your child’s head. He won’t hurt her…unless….
Welcome to the end of the Mayan Calendar. Now, be a good little passenger and shut the hell up. We are making plans for the second coming of Christ. Oh, no….not Jesus. LOL- not him, no. – We have our own Christ. It’s going to be quite a light and wind show. Our Supernatural makers have gotten very good at hurricanes and earthquakes.