RUSH LIMBAUGH: Suddenly and finally irrelevant

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There’s a lot to be thankful for this morning, the day after Super Tuesday 2008. But, nothing rings my bell more than the JUMBO TRON DEFEAT of Rush Limbaugh. He has been neutered neatly. OUCH. Has anyone checked on him this morning? Is he still with us? The poor man with his cigar in the air. It must be so humiliating to learn you have not enough pull to stop McCain from sweeping the country, leaving Romney to suck his thumb over West Virginia’s “back room deals”.

How embarrassing it must be to wake up this morning to a STUNNING NEON SIGN that reads:

RUSH: You’re are 4 day old fish.

I don’t mean that in a bad way.

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Did McCain just mock the value of Independent voters?

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What? Listening to MSNBC right now, he just giggled over the idea that he has to be cautious about moving backwards to the far right, in order to unite his party. THAT freaks me out. Uh, Mr. McCain. I am a democrat and I just spent days and weeks blowing your horn. I can’t imagine how Independents must feel.

Listen up:  YOU WON SUPER TUESDAY BECAUSE OF INDEPENDENTS AND MODERATE REPUBLICANS.

You were left for dead by the far right.

Don’t EVEN piss me off.  You start courting the far right, and you will lose.  I promise you. Who lost Super Tuesday ?  THE FAR RIGHT WING OF THE PARTY. You know that right ? Watch yourself.

I sense that you could easily blow this.

Huck and John: The far right will come calling now and they wanna deal.

Enjoy your big wins. HUGE VICTORY. But, as you lay your head on your pillow, Dr. Dobson, and all the other myraid of different self interested factions are plotting their deals they want from you, in exchange for their blessings. DON’T SELL OUT THE MIDDLE for the people who left you to rot and die a lonely, painful death.

They’ll come with the their BS and their demands, and their tails between their legs. Relish that part. But don’t you dare give an inch. YOU DON’T HAVE TO. The two of you have it sewn up without them. They knew that way before now, but they didn’t want to think about it. They saw it coming. They knew Romney wasn’t going to fly in the south. They didn’t know that he wasn’t going to fly anywhere, except in the wilderness, where no one lives, or in places where he has lived. He’s done. But, look for him to begin immediately to position himself for 2012.

Don’t you find the SOUTHERN Tornados interesting today ?  Don’t forget to watch THE PHEONIX LIGHTS on Discovery Channel on 2/22 . Anyhoo. All is well, the weather in Utah was quite right.

So, McCain and Huckabee, just wanted to get to you first: DON’T LET THEM STEAL YOUR SOULS. They will try, as they have lost their own. An entire nation said NO to Mitt Romney, except Utah, a home state of sorts, Nevada, another home state of sorts,  the top 2%, unemployed car makers who bought his song, and his home state of MA. Even the future Garden of Eden said Nope. How sad is that?

Stay on track. I think you two make a great team. Huckabee, you rocked the house tonight !!!!

You won’t get my vote because I don’t believe war is the answer. I believe in evolution. I don’t believe in the Holy Bible as the word of unconditional love – except the sweet Jesus parts, and I don’t believe in guns- or hatred of gays. I don’t believe Hispanics should be slaves either. I believe in the strong evolution of women. So, that sounds like a Hillary peep. I’m not that either. Nor can I vote for the Trojan Horse Obama. I am not sure what to do. Dennis Kucinich is out, Dodd is out. I’m out.  But, I am rooting for you guys. Why? Because you could not have risen from the deadest of the dead without a shore light. Use it to guide your way. Be careful not to walk backwards.

If you dedicate to govern from the CENTER, (the true meaning of God), then you will be thee most successful Pres and Vice Pres in history. I know Joe Leiberman had a lot to do with this win. I want to thank him. He knows why.

Voting for Dummies

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No need to know your candidate. Just vote for whomever Ann Coulter and Rush Limbaugh hate. That’s all you need to do. If Fox News is making fun of them, that’s frosting on the cake. Then, you’ve got a good pick.

You don’t need to know the voting record. No ads needed. You don’t need the web address of the candidate. Just find out who they hate and vote for them.

That’s it. Have a nice night.